- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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