- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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