- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Women's Rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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