- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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