- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

2 black kids walk into school

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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