- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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