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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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