- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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