- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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