Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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