- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why dont they make black forks

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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