why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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A Serbian Film

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Justin Beiber

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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