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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

My spelling is horrible

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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