Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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