- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

George W. Bush

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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