- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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