Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A guy at a baseball game....

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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