Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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