- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats 1+1? window!

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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