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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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