I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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