- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Want to hear a joke? No.

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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