- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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