- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A guy walks into a bar

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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