Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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