What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

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