why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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learn. advance!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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HOLY COW!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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