Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why did you poop because you are a poop

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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