- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A muslim walks into a gun shop

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

lets bomb africa

Honk if you're Amish!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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