- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

hers a joke... japanese people

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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