What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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