- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

civil rights

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

batman farted so hes retarded

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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