- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why are white people white? I don't know

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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