What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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