What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

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