- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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