- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Nero, sure you are okay?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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