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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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