- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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