- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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