- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock Knock. Not home.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why dont they make black forks

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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