- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Beka has AIDS

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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