- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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