- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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