- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the black guy die? cancer

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Your mom.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??