- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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