Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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123 f*ck off

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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