- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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