Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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