Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Women's Rights

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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