- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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