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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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