- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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