Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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