What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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