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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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