- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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