- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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