What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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