- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Who invented apple? God

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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