Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Grace Ackerson

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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