What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

The chickens have become self-aware!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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