- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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