How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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