Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Do the roar!

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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