- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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