- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A American seeking into mexico

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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