- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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