A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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