- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Knock knock Fuck off!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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