- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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