- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What is black and has no education A tire.

A seal walks into a club.

I love you

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What's 9+10 Ebola

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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