- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Your're racist.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

you see theres this guy.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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