- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

T u r n i p s

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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