What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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boobs!

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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