why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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