pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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