What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

9/11 my birthday

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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