- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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