- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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