- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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