- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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